dumbthingswhitepplsay:

Everyone will dress up in jeans, white T-shirts, and cowboy hats, and I’ll give them water guns painted gray or black for realness.

All the decorations will be ugly paisley shit, and all the food will be white.

Potatoes, egg whites, plain white bread, plain white turkey, boiled chicken, and the only seasonings, of course, will be salt, pepper, and butter.