dumbthingswhitepplsay:

thinkspeakstress:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

thinkspeakstress:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

Everyone will dress up in jeans, white T-shirts, and cowboy hats, and I’ll give them water guns painted gray or black for realness.

All the decorations will be ugly paisley shit, and all the food will be white.

Potatoes, egg whites, plain white bread, plain white turkey, boiled chicken, and the only seasonings, of course, will be salt, pepper, and butter.

Don’t forget the bowl of mayonnaise. They gotta have some dip, yanno

OH CHILE U RITE

they can dip raw cauliflower in the mayo

OH OH. Don’t forget the whine session! You know white folk be cryin them tears while telling campfire horror stories about equality and that one time they asked to touch a Black woman’s hair and that ~big bad mean bitch~ said no. (It’ll be a great way to really let the kids get the full white experience, you know? Fun and educational!) :D

there will be white whine for the adults to drink

That reminds me, one day can we take a group outing to a white whinery? We all take one white friend with us, spend a minute or two telling them how racist they are, and then when they cry into the giant tub, we can all stomp the grapes with our bare feet while singing negro spirituals as the tears mix with the grapes. It’d be such a spiritual experience. /ok i swear im done now