soapboxcalmer said:
Lemme just give you some advice (maybe in conjunction with what bitterasafigtree is planning). Alright: Step 1. Approach Scandiboy. Step 2. Throw prepared handful of Madagascar hissing cockroaches at him. Step 3. Await mating response from him. This is how it is done.

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BEST

ADVICE

EVER

LET IT BE SO

On September 1st, I will throw a handful of Madagascar hissing cockroaches at him, if I can get past my fear of bugs. Flawless. XD

(Bittersea, silly! :P)

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  1. bitterseafigtree said: Wait! We can use the cockroaches to chase him into a room, where you will be waiting with candles and seductiveness. This is FLAWLESS!
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