bitterseafigtree replied to your post: Lemme just give you some advice (maybe in conjunction with what bitterasafigtree is planning). Alright: Step 1. Approach Scandiboy. Step 2. Throw prepared handful of Madagascar hissing cockroaches at him. Step 3. Await mating response from him. This is how it is done.

Wait! We can use the cockroaches to chase him into a room, where you will be waiting with candles and seductiveness. This is FLAWLESS!


Can I be wearing that corset of mine? :D Because… and I never thought I’d say this, but my boobs look like straight up sex in that thing. Just sayin.

But candles? Gurl you know better than that, my clumsy ass would burn the whole campus down before the plan’s even started >_>

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  1. bitterseafigtree reblogged this from thedarkchocolatedandy and added:
    I APPROVE OF THIS SO HARD. THIS IS THE NEW PLAN.
  2. thedarkchocolatedandy reblogged this from thinkspeakstress and added:
    No no no no no, here’s what you need to do. You need to do your best Ash Ketchum cosplay, then just run up on...
  3. bitterseafigtree said: Electric candles.
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