big-wired:

thinkspeakstress:

Scandiboy has

Pale blonde hair

light blue eyes

and skin paler than paper.

I have said this before, but this boy is so white that crackers are darker than him. No, really. I mean that literally.

Crackers

are darker

than him.

I think the irony here is that Scandiboy is the whitest white person ever.

If you’ve followed me for a long time, and seen some of the accusations against me then you will know what I mean.

P.S. I hope all the anti-sj people who follow me and wait for a chance to accuse me of being a white person hater have an aneurysm at this revelation.

Heh.

Yeah, you can hear them now:

“If you can use cracker, then we can use the N-Word!”

Although I imagine that Sandiboy burns like hell in the sun. I don’t think I’m as pale as he is, but wow, if I’m not careful, the sun roasts me.

LOL. I’mma just wait for it, because you know it’ll come. If not now, then sometime in the future. -_- I think he’s maybe a little lighter in complexion than you are, based off of a quick picture comparison, but surprisingly, he doesn’t burn! He actually gets tan if he’s in the sun! Some parts of him burn, but for the most part? Nope. Idk how that happens. This man is made of sorcery, I’m convinced. XD