- Mom: What is a sexy beast?
- Me: What? Oh my god. Mom.
- Mom: Well, there was a poster in the hallway, and it said "sexy beast" on it. I just want to know what a sexy beast is.
- Me: MOM.
- Mom: Well?
- Me:
- Mom:
- Me: Well what?
- Mom: What is a sexy beast?
- Me: STOP SAYING THAT OH MY GOD
- Mom: Well if you don't want me saying things, don't get posters that say them.
- Me: I don't even live here, omg stooooooooop
- Mom:
- Me:
- Mom: Are you ashamed?
- Me: Wh--
- Mom: Is sexy beast something you shouldn't be saying?
- Me: No, it's--
- Mom: Is it a dirty phrase?
- Me: NO!
- Mom: Is "sexy beast" something you didn't want your mama to find out about?
- Me: MOM!
- Mom: Listen, you're an adult. If you want to go around using dirty phrases, I won't approve of them, but I cannot stop you. You're grown. Say what you must.
- Me: It's not a bad phrase!
- Mom: Then what's wrong with it?
- Me: ...nothing...
- Mom: Are you lying to your mama?
- Me: No.
- Mom:
- Mom:
- Mom: Okay then.
- Mom: Lol. Sexy beast.
- Mom: Do you think I'm a sexy beast?
- Me: Mom.
- Mom: Maybe you are a sexy beast.
- Me: MOM.
- Mom: Perhaps my guy friends are sexy beasts as well.
- Me: *sobs*
- Mom: Do the boys think you're a sexy beast?
- Me: MOM
- Mom: So is somebody in specific a sexy beast? Is it a boy? Bring him home for dinner.
THIS IS PERFECT. OMG THAT SIGH AT THE END IS KILLING ME. PLEASE let this become a meme. XDDramatic Reading: Opression by Brittni Guinzio
Did somebody ask for a dramatic reading? >:)they wrote a poem about it?
NEVER FORGET
please please someone do a dramatic reading of this!
I did one earlier to my bf
he’s white so i can’t be a reverse racist
but srsly if someone were to record one my eyes would squirt tears of horror and glee
holy shit this is a thing
excuse me while i choke on my laughter
Why
WHY
THE LAST GIF OMG HER FACEwhat is this from? bc this will be my future child.
OMGGGGGGGGGAND IT’S BLACKPEOPLEMOURNINGROMNEY.TUMBLR.COM
AND THERE ARE
NO
FUCKING
POSTS.
I CAN’T.
tumblr, some days, you are the oxygen i breathe
everyone go there oh my god
Bahahaha!Lmfao!
I am done. I need sleep after that.
Y’all, I have a confession. I’m a terrible person. I really am. By getting angry at a white girl dressing as a Native, I did so much more. Let me tell you what I did.
*I spoke over Native Americans. (Even though I’m Native myself)
*I ruined NA businesses selling NA art, jewelry, and clothes to white people
*Because of me, every Native will now starve to death.
Also, Natives don’t have stoves. Which isn’t my fault. But at this rate, that might as well be my fault too, so hell, let’s just mention that.
If you hate me, I’m sorry.
I know.
I’m awful. u_u
See, now you’re using logic. You should know better, Biyuti. I expected so much better of you.you know you have more privilege than you know what to do with when you hate follow people…
and people constantly claim that *I’m* the one looking for things to get upset about.
seriously
pro-tip people: if you stalk someone for weeks, and they finally engage you…you can’t claim they’re stalking you back
no
seriously
no i swear
no really that’s not how it works
“Fight me!” screamed the white sixteen year old girl, who promptly runs like a coward when people obey her command.
OMG. The noises I’m making right now to keep myself from laughing out loud. I’m in a library, y’all can’t be doing this shit to me!!!setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:
Someday our children will hear stories about our great battles with the almighty coked-up interface.
Black tumblr and the feminist manifesto
Black tumblr and the vegans chamber
Black tumblr the prisoner of fairy vagina
Black tumblr and the goblet of period blood
Black tumblr and the order of ain’t shit
Black tumblr and half blood mulatto
Black tumblr and deadly gay men
