bitterseafigtree said: You know what? They grew on me.
WHY?!?! HOW?!?!?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND
EVERY DUDE ON THIS CAMPUS WITH A BEARD LOOKS LIKE THEY POPPED OUT OF THE ASSCRACK OF REDDIT OR ARE THE SPAWN OF A FAIRYTALE WOODSMAN.
Bitterseafigtree said: Listen, here’s the thing: I’m required to be civil to her. You aren’t. Just tell her straight up that you don’t give a fuck.
I knowwwww. :( If I had the heart to be that rude. She was my resident for a full year so I feel an obligation to still be merciful to her ass. Even though I don’t. You know it would start up a fuck ton of drama. I don’t have the patience for drama.
bitterseafigtree said: Wait. Wait wait wait She’s told LITERALLY EVERYONE how racist her parents are. How has she not told him? How has he not heard?
Maybe he knows now? But he didn’t know beforehand. When we got back from break, one of the FIRST things she said to me was, “Break went well. My parents didn’t say a single racist thing to him! LOL”
I remember when bitterseafigtree and I grabbed breakfast after class one day and I asked for a piece of bacon because I was too lazy to get up and get more and she actually broke me off a piece
Like, I’d ask for bacon many times and she would always be like “GET YOUR OWN~” But that day she gave me some
I was like “OMG YOU LOVE ME!!! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS REAAAAL YOU REALLY LOVE MEEEE OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU TOO SIMONE YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL FRIEND”
And I was like on the verge of being on the verge tearing up and she was just laughing at me
BUT IT WAS BEAUTIFULLLLLLLL
bitterseafigtree replied to your post: I like to think that it’s not the end of the world…
The world is gonna end, and you still haven’t kissed that boy. Shame, lol
I AM WORKING ON IT OK. The fact that I haven’t kissed him should’ve been enough to tell ALLA Y’ALL that the world wasn’t ending. I will be DAMNED lol
bitterseafigtree replied to your post: sailorpedazitos reblogged your post: fun fact: his…
astrology.com/love-co… I did it for you
Ooooh, thank you. This pleases me. “They will engage one another in pleasant conversation and banter…” is so dead on. SO. Dead on.
A bitch couldn’t get a phone call? “Ay yo, I been bought alla dis, you want some?” I see how it is, Alex. I see how it is
I only just got it today lol! I ain’t crackin it open yet! Let’s get Scandiboy over here and we can have a party or something. Maybe I’ll say something stupid to him, if you’re lucky.
Looool I was just gonna find one we already know and ask who was working the party that night. But ok. Still might dress you up, though. I have a leather mini skirt that would look GREAT on you!
You and that leather mini skirt. XD I was thinking about actually wearing that corset, ngl. *bites lip* IDK IDK OMG FRIDAY NEEDS TO NEVER COME
bitterseafigtree replied to your post: bitterseafigtree replied to your post: I ran into…
I dunno who’s supposed to be working the party, so I have to make sure he’s gonna be there, but yes, your ass is getting dragged down there too.
I already planned on going you don’t have to check that he’s there omg. YOU WILL MAKE HIM SUSPICIOUS. Or you will make his brothers suspicious. And his brothers gossip like middle schoolers which means he will find out omg nooooooo